I’m on it 24/7 it’s NSFW and I actually post shit on it
when someone says “i dont want to” or “i dont feel comfortable” dont you fucking dare tell them that thats not a good excuse if they dont want to fucking do it dont make them do it oh ymg fFUCKING GOD
if you change your url there’s a 95% chance that I won’t know who you are for the next six months
dont ask me to smile in pictures because i will look like this 100% of the time
I punched a guy bc he was making rape jokes and one of the things he said was “what’s the difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care if I punched him in the face and he said yes but I did it anyway since there’s no difference between yes and no and that’s the story of how I gave someone a bloody nose
Can We All Just Applaud This Person?
there are some days where i forget to eat the entire day, and then there are other days where i have first breakfast, second breakfast, elevenses, luncheon, third breakfast, tea, dinner, soupsies, supper, night lunch, midnight snack and one-in-the-morning snack